Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference.
“See here Larry,” said the coach, “you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don’t tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?”
“Yes, sir,” replied Larry.
“Well, then Larry,” sighed Coach Jones, “would you please try to explain it to your mother?”