A man and a woman who had not met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the embarrassment they go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk.

In the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, “I’m sorry, but I’m awfully cold and I was hoping you could get me another blanket.”

The man leans out and, with a smaile, says, “I’ve got an idea… just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”

The woman thinks for a while. “Why not,” she giggles.

“Awesome,” he replies, “Get your own blanket!”

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