Funny Marriage Quote 01
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Funny Marriage Quote 02
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Funny Marriage Quote 03
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Funny Marriage Quote 04
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Funny Marriage Quote 05
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Funny Marriage Quote 06
Marriage still confers one very special privilege only a married person can get divorced.

Funny Marriage Quote 07
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

Funny Marriage Quote 08
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Funny Marriage Quote 09
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -John Lyly

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