Funny Medical Chart Notes 1
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 2
Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 3
Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 4
On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 5
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 6
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 7
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 8
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 9
Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 10
She is numb from her toes down.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 11
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 12
The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 13
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 14
The patient refused autopsy.

Funny Medical Chart Notes 15
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

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