I’ve pulled together juan or two funny racist Mexican jokes, juan of the biggest problems with Mexican jokes is finding a readership, as you know Mexicans don’t read English, the Beaner juan and only language is Spanish :-)
The above is my attempt at a Mexican joke of the day.
Don’t all laugh at juance!
Racist Mexican Jokes
Racist Mexican Jokes 1
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
A Prison Break.
Racist Mexican Jokes 2
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college?
Yeah.. me neither
Racist Mexican Jokes 3
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?
When the police officer asked the Beaner why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Racist Mexican Jokes 4
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Racist Mexican Jokes 5
What do you call Mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Beaner Jokes 1
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
Beaner Jokes 2
How do you teach a Beaner to swim?
Put a fence in front of the pool.
Beaner Jokes 3
How do you keep Beaners from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.
Jokes About Mexicans
Jokes About Mexicans 1
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign
Jokes About Mexicans 2
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the Beaner pushing it.
Jokes About Mexicans 3
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, Beaners are to short to reach the socket.
Jokes About Mexicans 4
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first, who wins?
Jokes About Mexicans 5
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken
Mexican Jokes One Liners
Mexican Jokes One Liner 1
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Mexican Jokes One Liner 2
What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof?
Mexican Jokes One Liner 3
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Mexican Jokes One Liner 4
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
Mexican Jokes One Liner 5
What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names?
Hose A and Hose B
Funny Mexican Jokes
Funny Mexican Jokes 1
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Funny Mexican Jokes 2
What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it?
Funny Mexican Jokes 3
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Funny Mexican Jokes 4
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
Funny Mexican Jokes 5
What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family
Mexican People Jokes
Mexican People Joke 1
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Mexican People Joke 2
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.
Mexican People Joke 3
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
Mexican People Joke 4
What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
Mexican People Joke 5
What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
Mexican People Joke 6
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Hilarious Mexican Jokes
Hilarious Mexican Joke 1
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
Hilarious Mexican Joke 2
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their Beaner parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Hilarious Mexican Joke 3
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between Josea and hose b
Hilarious Mexican Joke 4
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
Beaners are too short to get into any other type of car.
Hilarious Mexican Joke 5
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Funniest Mexican Jokes
Funniest Mexican Joke 1
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
Funniest Mexican Joke 2
Why don’t Mexicans BBQ?
The beans fall through the little holes.
Funniest Mexican Joke 3
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Funniest Mexican Joke 4
Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting.
When asked why, she replied, “I’m in the family way.”
The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.
The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”
Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.
“Well,” Aimara explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”
Mexican Joke of the Day
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules! Any comments?”
His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”
Are you a Mexican?
You know you are a Mexican when at your service job everyone talks to you as if you don’t speak English
You know you are a Mexican when the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
You know you are a Mexican when there is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
You know you are a Mexican when you are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
You know you are a Mexican when you are too short to go on rides at Disney land
You know you are a Mexican when you can’t imagine anyone not liking spicy food
You know you are a Mexican when you don’t want the Republicans to win because all your cousins will get deported
You know you are a Mexican when you fart more than you breath
You know you are a Mexican when you have a salsa stain on your shirt from a while ago that won’t come off
You know you are a Mexican when you have at least thirty cousins
You know you are a Mexican when you have beans and rice with every meal
You know you are a Mexican when you have tons of cousins to beat the hell out of somebody when you need them too
You know you are a Mexican when you hold tequila in one hand, a cross in the other, praying to La Virgen De Guadalupe
You know you are a Mexican when you run and hide when you see the border patrol
You know you are a Mexican when you see a fence and want to hop over it
You know you are a Mexican when you share the same social security number with all your amigos
You know you are a Mexican when you watch Border Wars just to re-live those days again
You know you are a Mexican when your biggest problem is deciding between tacos or burritos
You know you are a Mexican when your mowing your own grass, then a car stops to ask you how much you charge
You know you are a Mexican when your parents think your lazy because you take Spanish in high school
You know you are a Mexican when your white friends think your cousins are in drug cartels in Mexico
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