A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. I wasn’t sure if to put this under the Black Jokes or White Jokes section, what […]
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? A: “I’ll be there!”
i hate all of you guyz this man was a GREAT person and a WONDERFUL father as far as im conserned you you all can burn in hell you dumb ass MOTHER FUCKERS why dont you leave MJ in peace ILOVEYOU MJ YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF POP <3 BricuamamiiNumba1
MAN YOUR SOME OF THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE THANK YOU MJ FOREVER
OH HA HA HA SO WAT DOES UR MJ STAND 4 HUH ILL BET ITS MOLESTING JACKASS! LEAVS MICHAEL JACKSON ALOOOOOOOOONE!AND B A C K
T H E
F U C K
O F F !
If you play MJ’s Thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched.
That’s why it is 14 minutes long.
i no a jokee:D
q whats the difference between michael jackson and alex fergiieee
a alex fergiieee will be playin giggs in august :D
look dude i know u hate mj but DONT YOU EVER, EVER CALL WACKO JACKO YA HEARIN ME BITCH DONT EVER CALL MICHAEL JACKSON WACKO JAKO EVER AGAIN OR YOUD BETTER GET USED TO SLEEPIN WITH UR EYES OPEN CAUSE ILL FIND U SOMEDAY AND U AND EVERY MJ HATER OUT THERE HAD BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE ALL OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS LUV MJ AND WE WILL FIND U AND U AND ALL THE MJ HATERS OTU THER WILL RUE THE DAY THAT U EVER EVEN THOUGHT OF DISSIN MICHAEL JACKSON! SO I REPEAT NEVA EVA CAL HIM WACKO JACKO EVA AGAIN!
WACKO JACKO, WACKO JACKO, WACKO JACK, a million times more
Scooter sucks pedo wacko jacko dick.
Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite gospel song? A: “And then he touched me”
HEY JOKER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF
Q: What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite rock song? A: Sweet Child O’ Mine.
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O’ Mine? A: Called Guns N’ Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a glove? A: So he won’t leave fingerprints on the kids.
YOUR NOT MUCH OF A FUN MAKER ASSHOLE
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”
Michael asked, “What about the children?”
The captain replied, “Fuck the children!”
Michael looked around eagerly and asked “Do we have time?”
your really messed up dude let him rest in peace.FUCK OFF
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