One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn’t there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!” written out in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realized there was good news and bad news.

It appeared to be Goofy’s urine, but Minnie’s handwriting.

Funny Joker
*
: I love funny jokes which is probably why I own this very funny jokes website :-) The jokes here are NOT work friendly, you've been warned.

Website - Really Funny Jokes