Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

“You know,” Mom said, “it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

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