Funny Motto 1
A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.
Funny Motto 2
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Funny Motto 3
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Funny Motto 4
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Funny Motto 5
If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
Funny Motto 6
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Funny Motto 7
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Funny Motto 8
Plagiarism saves time.
Funny Motto 9
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Funny Motto 10
TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.