(Just so you know most of these are “Yo Mama So Fat” jokes)
Yo mama so fat, the only way you can get her out the door is to butter her thighs and put a Twinkie on the other side! Sadly, now that Twinkies are in jepordy, it’s unlikely yo mama will ever breath fresh air again.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYONE.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the ocean and a whale sang “We are family…”
Yo mama so ugly, she made Medusa turn to stone!
A Multitude of Yo Mama Jokes Submitted by JoJo