(Just so you know most of these are “Yo Mama So Fat” jokes) Yo mama so fat, the only way you can get her out […]
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your house is so small i ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
your house is so small i tripped over the front door and fell out the back window
yo momma so old i kicked her leg and gravy poured out
Your mums soooo fat she doseint even fit in this joke!
ur mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can i tld her what she was doing she said moving
Yo mama’s so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon
Yo mama is so fat, sientist thought she was another planet!
Your mother’s so fat; she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up
yo mamas so fat she steped on a dollar and bugars came out of george washingtons nose.
yo mamas soo old she left her purse on noahs ark.
yo mamas soo old she owes moses a dollar.