Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Waldo and Carmen, San Deigo at all times. The buck refuses to stop at Chuck Norris. Jesus, Chuck […]
One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him — he said it was easy, […]
Political one liner joke How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? That light bulb's never getting changed.
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn’t especially bright, though had lovely long blond heair. He had […]
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Rodney, what's your problem?” Rodney answered, “I'm too smart […]
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees […]
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you […]
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told […]
Bus Joke 1 Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way. Bus […]
– The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. – During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. […]
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table for gamblers. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand […]
Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey, […]
Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell […]
Two drug dealers were brought before a judge on drug charges. The judge said, “If, over the weekend, you persuade enough people to give up […]
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in […]
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet!
The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned […]
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate. Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg? Pirate: […]
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down? Two hundred soles were lost.
A man asks his wife what she would do if he won the lottery. Well, “i would take half of it and leave you” she […]
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is […]
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred […]
What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians? A drummer.
Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ”Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are […]