Two redneck brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their redneck mother was cooking.
”What do you want for breakfast?” asked the redneck mother.
”Shit, I want some fucking pancakes,” said the first redneck brother.
The redneck mother slapped him across the face.
”We don’t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you’ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?”
“I’ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don’t want any fucking pancakes!”