A case of quality not quantity with these free funny lawyer jokes, these are all to small to be put into their own topic.
Lawyer Joke 1
A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are assholes.”
A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
He replies, “No, I’m an asshole.”
Lawyer Joke 2
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
Lawyer Joke 3
Q: What is the definition “lucky break?”
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
A: There was an empty seat.
Lawyer Joke 4
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he”s dead.
Lawyer Joke 5
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.