Redneck Jokes 101 to 200

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Redneck Joke 101
You might be a redneck if there’s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

Redneck Joke 102
You might be a redneck if there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

Redneck Joke 103
You might be a redneck if three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them.

Redneck Joke 104
You might be a redneck if truck drivers tell your wife to watch her language.

Redneck Joke 105
You might be a redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string.

Redneck Joke 106
You might be a redneck if when describing your kids, you use the phrase “dumb as a brick.”

Redneck Joke 107
You might be a redneck if when finally mowing your lawn, you find an engine block you didn’t know was there.

Redneck Joke 108
You might be a redneck if when someone asks to see your kids you show them the goats.

Redneck Joke 109
You might be a redneck if when you brought your baby home, it slept in a dresser drawer.

Redneck Joke 110
You might be a redneck if when you buy your new bride a burned down trailer and tell her you’re gonna “fix it up a little” (true story).

Redneck Joke 111
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is how to lose them.

Redneck Joke 112
You might be a redneck if when you think of the planet Saturn you think of your mother-in-law at the same time.

Redneck Joke 113
You might be a redneck if when you were younger you sold fresh, cold pee as ice-cold lemonade.

Redneck Joke 114
You might be a redneck if you actually know what “puked a motor” means.

Redneck Joke 115
You might be a redneck if you always start a story with “Y’ all aint gonna believe this!”

Redneck Joke 116
You might be a redneck if you always thought “Guns and Roses” was something you get for your anniversary.

Redneck Joke 117
You might be a redneck if you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.

Redneck Joke 118
You might be a redneck if you and your best friend paint flames on your car and it looks better.

Redneck Joke 119
You might be a redneck if you and your dad share the same mistress.

Redneck Joke 120
You might be a redneck if you and your dad walk to school together because you are in the same grade.

Redneck Joke 121
You might be a redneck if you and your dog have the same toilet.

Redneck Joke 122
You might be a redneck if you and your son compete for the only single gal in town with all her teeth.

Redneck Joke 123
You might be a redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.

Redneck Joke 124
You might be a redneck if you are famous for your impression of a dog choking on a chicken bone.

Redneck Joke 125
You might be a redneck if you are naked on laundry day.

Redneck Joke 126
You might be a redneck if you are the youngest in the family and the first to graduate.

Redneck Joke 127
You might be a redneck if you ask for the honeymoon suite at the Motel 6.

Redneck Joke 128
You might be a redneck if you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”

Redneck Joke 129
You might be a redneck if you ask what’s for dinner and your wife props her legs on the table and says “crabs”.

Redneck Joke 130
You might be a redneck if you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.

Redneck Joke 131
You might be a redneck if you base the purchase of a refrigerator on how many cases of beer it holds.

Redneck Joke 132
You might be a redneck if you bathe your cat in the toilet.

Redneck Joke 133
You might be a redneck if you borrow a sleeveless T-shirt from your Mom.

Redneck Joke 134
You might be a redneck if you bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register.

Redneck Joke 135
You might be a redneck if you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.

Redneck Joke 136
You might be a redneck if you bring a video camera to a funeral.

Redneck Joke 137
You might be a redneck if you bring home from school a certificate as “The Best Reader in the Fourth Grade” for three years in a row.

Redneck Joke 138
You might be a redneck if you bum a dip from your mother.

Redneck Joke 139
You might be a redneck if you bum a pinch of chew from your girlfriend.

Redneck Joke 140
You might be a redneck if you bum a smoke from your third grade kid.

Redneck Joke 141
You might be a redneck if you burn your lawn instead of mowing it.

Redneck Joke 142
You might be a redneck if you buy a padded headboard to practice safe sex.

Redneck Joke 143
You might be a redneck if you buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives.

Redneck Joke 144
You might be a redneck if you buy something you already have.

Redneck Joke 145
You might be a redneck if you buy your china as a grocery store special every week.

Redneck Joke 146
You might be a redneck if you buy your wife camouflage lingerie.

Redneck Joke 147
You might be a redneck if you call a chicken a yard bird.

Redneck Joke 148
You might be a redneck if you call fast food hitting a deer at 60mph.

Redneck Joke 149
You might be a redneck if you call toilet paper a leaf and a toilet a bucket.

Redneck Joke 150
You might be a redneck if you call your boss “dude.”

Redneck Joke 151
You might be a redneck if you call your wife “ma” and want her to call you “pa.”

Redneck Joke 152
You might be a redneck if you can eat an ear of corn and spell “Home Sweet Home” on it.

Redneck Joke 153
You might be a redneck if you can entertain yourself for more then an hour with a fly swatter.

Redneck Joke 154
You might be a redneck if you can grunt like a deer and you are proud of it.

Redneck Joke 155
You might be a redneck if you can recite your vowels in one burp.

Redneck Joke 156
You might be a redneck if you can see all your family members when you’re in your own bed.

Redneck Joke 157
You might be a redneck if you can spit tobacco juice through the holes in your truck’s floorboard.

Redneck Joke 158
You might be a redneck if you can’t keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken.

Redneck Joke 159
You might be a redneck if you can’t marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Redneck Joke 160
You might be a redneck if you can’t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.

Redneck Joke 161
You might be a redneck if you can’t work on Thursday night or you’ll miss smack-down.

Redneck Joke 162
You might be a redneck if you carry a gun to the store “just in case the car breaks down and a stranger approaches to help.”

Redneck Joke 163
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick.

Redneck Joke 164
You might be a redneck if you clean your house with a water hose.

Redneck Joke 165
You might be a redneck if you clean your toilet with the tooth brush that you use every day.

Redneck Joke 166
You might be a redneck if you consider tattooing a do-it-yourself job.

Redneck Joke 167
You might be a redneck if you consider yourself the black sheep of the family because you are the only one not living in a trailer house.

Redneck Joke 168
You might be a redneck if you cook perogies in beer.

Redneck Joke 169
You might be a redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company.

Redneck Joke 170
You might be a redneck if you cut your wedding cake with a chain saw.

Redneck Joke 171
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.

Redneck Joke 172
You might be a redneck if you decorate the lawn mower with red Christmas lights at Halloween.

Redneck Joke 173
You might be a redneck if you divorced your 1st. cousin, married your 2nd. cousin and are cheating with your 3rd. cousin.

Redneck Joke 174
You might be a redneck if you don’t have a home phone.

Redneck Joke 175
You might be a redneck if you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work.

Redneck Joke 176
You might be a redneck if you don’t think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

Redneck Joke 177
You might be a redneck if you don’t take a shower for a long time.

Redneck Joke 178
You might be a redneck if you drive across town to see a car wreck.

Redneck Joke 179
You might be a redneck if you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 180
You might be a redneck if you drive through your car port to park your blue Pinto in the backyard.

Redneck Joke 181
You might be a redneck if you drive your tractor along the high way.

Redneck Joke 182
You might be a redneck if you dust furniture with underwear.

Redneck Joke 183
You might be a redneck if you eat your daily road-kill out of the same dirty bowl every night.

Redneck Joke 184
You might be a redneck if you ever been rushed to the emergency room because you swallowed your redman.

Redneck Joke 185
You might be a redneck if you ever fly a kite with a fishing pole.

Redneck Joke 186
You might be a redneck if you ever had a riffle in your back at a wedding.

Redneck Joke 187
You might be a redneck if you ever say “oh yeah I can fix it”.

Redneck Joke 188
You might be a redneck if you ever shot a deer with a tater gun.

Redneck Joke 189
You might be a redneck if you ever told your Mom that she looks sexy in mini skirts.

Redneck Joke 190
You might be a redneck if you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.

Redneck Joke 191
You might be a redneck if you exclaim “Whoo, Doggy , tell ya what!!” when you see your coon hound have pups on your living room floor.

Redneck Joke 192
You might be a redneck if you fall in love with a girl and write “I Love You” using duck tape.

Redneck Joke 193
You might be a redneck if you fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure.

Redneck Joke 194
You might be a redneck if you finally mow your front lawn and you find the pickup truck that you thought was stolen.

Redneck Joke 195
You might be a redneck if you fish coins out of public fountains.

Redneck Joke 196
You might be a redneck if you flick rubber bands at cock roaches.

Redneck Joke 197
You might be a redneck if you floss with barb wire.

Redneck Joke 198
You might be a redneck if you follow the tractor pull circuit.

Redneck Joke 199
You might be a redneck if you found a toy boat in your toilet when you were taking a bath and started playing with it.

Redneck Joke 200
You might be a redneck if you found your wife’s Christmas present along side the road.

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