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Redneck Joke 301
You might be a redneck if you have to mow the hoods of your cars.

Redneck Joke 302
You might be a redneck if you have to steal your neighbor’s paper to see what the date is or you are out of toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 303
You might be a redneck if you have to take out a loan to pay off the tire store.

Redneck Joke 304
You might be a redneck if you have to use a ladder to get in your truck.

Redneck Joke 305
You might be a redneck if you have to watch for cow patties when you play golf.

Redneck Joke 306
You might be a redneck if you have two pairs of jeans, and six pairs of boots.

Redneck Joke 307
You might be a redneck if you have used a potato peeler to remove a corn.

Redneck Joke 308
You might be a redneck if you have used a rag as a gas cap.

Redneck Joke 309
You might be a redneck if you have your t.v on top of empty beer cans and call it recycling.

Redneck Joke 310
You might be a redneck if you hear a siren and your first instinct is to hide.

Redneck Joke 311
You might be a redneck if you hear someone mention the depression and you think they are talking about when Bubba’s Market ran out of Skoal.

Redneck Joke 312
You might be a redneck if you heard that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so you moved.

Redneck Joke 313
You might be a redneck if you help booby trap your family’s marijuana crop.

Redneck Joke 314
You might be a redneck if you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

Redneck Joke 315
You might be a redneck if you hunt deer from a moving vehicle.

Redneck Joke 316
You might be a redneck if you inherited a Styrofoam cooler.

Redneck Joke 317
You might be a redneck if you itch your butt in front of your wife.

Redneck Joke 318
You might be a redneck if you join the army for the free uniform.

Redneck Joke 319
You might be a redneck if you just hate getting strip searched by the guard every time you go visit your cousin Bubba.

Redneck Joke 320
You might be a redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.

Redneck Joke 321
You might be a redneck if you keep all your guns in a fire-proof locked safe and everything else out in the open.

Redneck Joke 322
You might be a redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.

Redneck Joke 323
You might be a redneck if you keep your fingernails long to open you snuff can.

Redneck Joke 324
You might be a redneck if you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.

Redneck Joke 325
You might be a redneck if you know all the verses to the “Hee Haw” song.

Redneck Joke 326
You might be a redneck if you know exactly how long it takes for pizza to get fuzzy in the fridge.

Redneck Joke 327
You might be a redneck if you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck.

Redneck Joke 328
You might be a redneck if you know how to milk a goat.

Redneck Joke 329
You might be a redneck if you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap.

Redneck Joke 330
You might be a redneck if you know what a jockey lot is and you go more than once a week.

Redneck Joke 331
You might be a redneck if you know which leaf is best to use when you’re out of toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 332
You might be a redneck if you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.

Redneck Joke 333
You might be a redneck if you learned the alphabet by eating Campbell’s alphabet soup.

Redneck Joke 334
You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Redneck Joke 335
You might be a redneck if you live in El Reno, Oklahoma.

Redneck Joke 336
You might be a redneck if you look both ways before crossing a one way street.

Redneck Joke 337
You might be a redneck if you made your fishing pole outta popcicle sticks.

Redneck Joke 338
You might be a redneck if you make change in the offering plate.

Redneck Joke 339
You might be a redneck if you make your dogs sleep on top of the house in the rain because you can’t afford to patch the roof.

Redneck Joke 340
You might be a redneck if you miss your 5th grade graduation because your are called for jury duty.

Redneck Joke 341
You might be a redneck if you must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home.

Redneck Joke 342
You might be a redneck if you name your children after the cars they were conceived in.

Redneck Joke 343
You might be a redneck if you name your dogs after your favorite “Playboy” centerfold.

Redneck Joke 344
You might be a redneck if you need a truck to move your barbecue.

Redneck Joke 345
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tattoos.

Redneck Joke 346
You might be a redneck if you nick-name children “possum” and “critter.”

Redneck Joke 347
You might be a redneck if you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

Redneck Joke 348
You might be a redneck if you not only pass the beans at the supper table but your teeth so Billy Bob can chew them also.

Redneck Joke 349
You might be a redneck if you open beer bottles with your belt buckle.

Redneck Joke 350
You might be a redneck if you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income.

Redneck Joke 351
You might be a redneck if you own a badly made, ugly gun cabinet that you made in wood shop.

Redneck Joke 352
You might be a redneck if you own a denim leisure suit.

Redneck Joke 353
You might be a redneck if you own a flamingo with buckshot holes in it.

Redneck Joke 354
You might be a redneck if you own a pair of cut-offs made from double-knit pants.

Redneck Joke 355
You might be a redneck if you own a trophy that includes the words “cow chip toss” on it.

Redneck Joke 356
You might be a redneck if you own every Box Car Willie album.

Redneck Joke 357
You might be a redneck if you own half a pickup truck.

Redneck Joke 358
You might be a redneck if you own more than 5 trucks that you need ladders to get into.

Redneck Joke 359
You might be a redneck if you own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

Redneck Joke 360
You might be a redneck if you painted your truck camouflage and now you can’t find it.

Redneck Joke 361
You might be a redneck if you participate in a “Who can spit tobacco the farthest?” contest.

Redneck Joke 362
You might be a redneck if you pave your parking spot just because your neighbor calls you a red neck.

Redneck Joke 363
You might be a redneck if you pawned your grandfather’s pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.

Redneck Joke 364
You might be a redneck if you play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and get four teeth kicked out.

Redneck Joke 365
You might be a redneck if you played the banjo in your high school band.

Redneck Joke 366
You might be a redneck if you practice your cow chip throwing techniques while they’re still fresh.

Redneck Joke 367
You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Redneck Joke 368
You might be a redneck if you proposed in a Denny’s.

Redneck Joke 369
You might be a redneck if you pull one of your dogs loose teeth and keep it to have something to remember him by.

Redneck Joke 370
You might be a redneck if you pull the legs off of fly’s then toss them into the air to see how long it takes them to “crash land”.

Redneck Joke 371
You might be a redneck if you punish your children by taking away their chewing tobacco.

Redneck Joke 372
You might be a redneck if you purposely feed the cockroaches.

Redneck Joke 373
You might be a redneck if you put a 5 dollar bill in a pop machine.

Redneck Joke 374
You might be a redneck if you put a corn cob on a screwdriver and call it a back-scratcher

Redneck Joke 375
You might be a redneck if you put a sign up that says “Billy Bob & Sally wedding —>” on a cardboard sign in spray paint nailed to a tree.

Redneck Joke 376
You might be a redneck if you put mud grips on your new Cadillac.

Redneck Joke 377
You might be a redneck if you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start.

Redneck Joke 378
You might be a redneck if you rake your carpet because the sweeper motor is being used for your truck.

Redneck Joke 379
You might be a redneck if you refer to deer hunting as a religion.

Redneck Joke 380
You might be a redneck if you refer to Wal mart as going to the mall.

Redneck Joke 381
You might be a redneck if you refer to your beer gut as “the old tool shed.”

Redneck Joke 382
You might be a redneck if you refer to your dog as your youngest.

Redneck Joke 383
You might be a redneck if you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as “dual air bags.”

Redneck Joke 384
You might be a redneck if you refuse to shave or bathe until you’ve bagged your first deer of the season.

Redneck Joke 385
You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide in softball because you don’t want to crush your cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 386
You might be a redneck if you regularly see kinfolks on “America’s Most Wanted.”

Redneck Joke 387
You might be a redneck if you repaint your pink flamingo every spring You might be a redneck if but not your house.

Redneck Joke 388
You might be a redneck if you re-use dental floss to save money.

Redneck Joke 389
You might be a redneck if you run a garden hose from outside, through a window to fill your indoor hot tub.

Redneck Joke 390
You might be a redneck if you sat on your roof with a loaded gun waiting for twelve midnight to roll around on Y2K.

Redneck Joke 391
You might be a redneck if you save cooking grease in a coffee can.

Redneck Joke 392
You might be a redneck if you say “I tell you wut!” more than 3 times a day.

Redneck Joke 393
You might be a redneck if you scratch your butt at night and smell your hand in the morning.

Redneck Joke 394
You might be a redneck if you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor’s yard.

Redneck Joke 395
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is.

Redneck Joke 396
You might be a redneck if you see your grandmother naked and it turns you on.

Redneck Joke 397
You might be a redneck if you select a date’s corsage to match her tattoo.

Redneck Joke 398
You might be a redneck if you send your kid in for treatment because you think he’s hooked on phonics.

Redneck Joke 399
You might be a redneck if you shave your beard and find a French fry.

Redneck Joke 400
You might be a redneck if you have to slide out of the passenger side of your truck because the driver’s side door is jammed.

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