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Redneck Joke 401
You might be a redneck if you shop lift from a yard sale.

Redneck Joke 402
You might be a redneck if you shop-lift from Goodwill.

Redneck Joke 403
You might be a redneck if you show strangers your war wound.

Redneck Joke 404
You might be a redneck if you slam your truck’s door and your 12 gauge makes a new sun roof.

Redneck Joke 405
You might be a redneck if you spend more time with you truck than your family.

Redneck Joke 406
You might be a redneck if you spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV.

Redneck Joke 407
You might be a redneck if you spend three days in line for Reba tickets.

Redneck Joke 408
You might be a redneck if you spent more money on a souvenir Clint Black shirt, than on your whole wardrobe.

Redneck Joke 409
You might be a redneck if you spit in the skillet to check the temperature.

Redneck Joke 410
You might be a redneck if you spit on your own floor.

Redneck Joke 411
You might be a redneck if you spray crawling bugs with hair spray and light them on fire with a lighter.

Redneck Joke 412
You might be a redneck if you spray-painted your dog hunters orange to, “make him look more decent like.”

Redneck Joke 413
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Redneck Joke 414
You might be a redneck if you stare at a can of orange juice, because it says “concentrate.”

Redneck Joke 415
You might be a redneck if you steal money from the Salvation Army buckets.

Redneck Joke 416
You might be a redneck if you stockpile pork and beans.

Redneck Joke 417
You might be a redneck if you stop picking your nose in traffic long enough to wink at the girl next to you.

Redneck Joke 418
You might be a redneck if you strung Christmas lights on an old truck parked in your yard.

Redneck Joke 419
You might be a redneck if you swallow a minnow just to impress the lady cashier at the local bait shop.

Redneck Joke 420
You might be a redneck if you take a bag to an All-You-Can-Eat bar.

Redneck Joke 421
You might be a redneck if you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

Redneck Joke 422
You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church.

Redneck Joke 423
You might be a redneck if you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell.

Redneck Joke 424
You might be a redneck if you take your car to the repair shop to have the donut tires rotated.

Redneck Joke 425
You might be a redneck if you take your dog on more vacations than your wife!

Redneck Joke 426
You might be a redneck if you take your wife fishing and she out fishes you and all your buddies.

Redneck Joke 427
You might be a redneck if you take your wife to your mistress’s wedding.

Redneck Joke 428
You might be a redneck if you taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger.”

Redneck Joke 429
You might be a redneck if you tell everyone your wife is the reincarnation of Ares, the god of war.

Redneck Joke 430
You might be a redneck if you tell Grandpa he has something in his teeth and he takes them out to see.

Redneck Joke 431
You might be a redneck if you tell your wife to squeal like a pig to start foreplay.

Redneck Joke 432
You might be a redneck if you thing “megabytes” means a good day fishing.

Redneck Joke 433
You might be a redneck if you think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centerfold.

Redneck Joke 434
You might be a redneck if you think “harass” are two words.

Redneck Joke 435
You might be a redneck if you think “Hooked on Phonics” is a fishing show.

Redneck Joke 436
You might be a redneck if you think “manual labor” is a Spanish ambassador.

Redneck Joke 437
You might be a redneck if you think “Old Yeller” refers to your brother’s tooth.

Redneck Joke 438
You might be a redneck if you think “Ross Perot” is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.

Redneck Joke 439
You might be a redneck if you think “social consciousness” means how well you can hold your liquor.

Redneck Joke 440
You might be a redneck if you think “trash TV” is something in your backyard.

Redneck Joke 441
You might be a redneck if you think 2 Pac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

Redneck Joke 442
You might be a redneck if you think 401k is your mother-in-law’s bra size.

Redneck Joke 443
You might be a redneck if you think 7-11 is a grocery store.

Redneck Joke 444
You might be a redneck if you think a canopy goes under the bed instead of over it.

Redneck Joke 445
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

Redneck Joke 446
You might be a redneck if you think a dashboard is the best place to keep your hats.

Redneck Joke 447
You might be a redneck if you think a date is going out mooning people.

Redneck Joke 448
You might be a redneck if you think a hard drive is driving more than one hour.

Redneck Joke 449
You might be a redneck if you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

Redneck Joke 450
You might be a redneck if you think a lava lamp is erotic.

Redneck Joke 451
You might be a redneck if you think a lavatory is a breed of dog.

Redneck Joke 452
You might be a redneck if you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor.

Redneck Joke 453
You might be a redneck if you think a stock tip is advice on wormin’ your hogs.

Redneck Joke 454
You might be a redneck if you think a TV dinner consists of a RC Cola and a moon pie.

Redneck Joke 455
You might be a redneck if you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

Redneck Joke 456
You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

Redneck Joke 457
You might be a redneck if you think an oil change involves a comb and a bottle of Vitalis.

Redneck Joke 458
You might be a redneck if you think beef jerky and Moon pies are two of the major food groups.

Redneck Joke 459
You might be a redneck if you think beef stroganoff is when the bull is playing with himself.

Redneck Joke 460
You might be a redneck if you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

Redneck Joke 461
You might be a redneck if you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat.

Redneck Joke 462
You might be a redneck if you think dingle berries are a fruit.

Redneck Joke 463
You might be a redneck if you think dressing up is putting on all your camo.

Redneck Joke 464
You might be a redneck if you think every bottle of wine comes with a screw cap.

Redneck Joke 465
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Redneck Joke 466
You might be a redneck if you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.

Redneck Joke 467
You might be a redneck if you think garbage pickin’ is a hobby.

Redneck Joke 468
You might be a redneck if you think good china is China without any Chinese people.

Redneck Joke 469
You might be a redneck if you think Iraq is a high performance Camaro.

Redneck Joke 470
You might be a redneck if you think paprika is a Third World country.

Redneck Joke 471
You might be a redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.

Redneck Joke 472
You might be a redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.

Redneck Joke 473
You might be a redneck if you think ribs come from Europe.

Redneck Joke 474
You might be a redneck if you think safe sex means putting on the emergency brake.

Redneck Joke 475
You might be a redneck if you think that “HANK” of “Hunting with Hank” is a real fine actor (BTW Hank is the dog).

Redneck Joke 476
You might be a redneck if you think that “loaden up the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.

Redneck Joke 477
You might be a redneck if you think that “Winnie-the-Pooh” is something your Granny just left on the rug.

Redneck Joke 478
You might be a redneck if you think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal.

Redneck Joke 479
You might be a redneck if you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Redneck Joke 480
You might be a redneck if you think that duct tape works better than spot welding.

Redneck Joke 481
You might be a redneck if you think that the apple com-pu-ter is the latest in new fangled tech-o-nol-o-gee.

Redneck Joke 482
You might be a redneck if you think the “Nutcracker” is something you do on the diving board.

Redneck Joke 483
You might be a redneck if you think the Internet is something you use fishing.

Redneck Joke 484
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Redneck Joke 485
You might be a redneck if you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage.

Redneck Joke 486
You might be a redneck if you think the quarter horse is the ride outside of Wal-Mart.

Redneck Joke 487
You might be a redneck if you think the Roman Empire has something to do with a cell phone.

Redneck Joke 488
You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.

Redneck Joke 489
You might be a redneck if you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.

Redneck Joke 490
You might be a redneck if you think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles.

Redneck Joke 491
You might be a redneck if you think the unibomber was a wrestler.

Redneck Joke 492
You might be a redneck if you think the WWF is a romantic sport.

Redneck Joke 493
You might be a redneck if you think the phrase “chicken out” means one of your pets has escaped.

Redneck Joke 494
You might be a redneck if you think truffles are a brand of potato chips.

Redneck Joke 495
You might be a redneck if you think virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.

Redneck Joke 496
You might be a redneck if you think W.W.J.D stands for, “What would Junior do?”

Redneck Joke 497
You might be a redneck if you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

Redneck Joke 498
You might be a redneck if you think your sister is sexier than your wife.

Redneck Joke 499
You might be a redneck if you thought Texas A&M is a root beer made in Texas.

Redneck Joke 500
You might be a redneck if you thought the Sega Dreamcast was a new fishing rod.

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