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Redneck Joke 501
You might be a redneck if you thought the Y2K Bug was a new species of insect.

Redneck Joke 502
You might be a redneck if you throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.

Redneck Joke 503
You might be a redneck if you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

Redneck Joke 504
You might be a redneck if you tip the waiter with change.

Redneck Joke 505
You might be a redneck if you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.

Redneck Joke 506
You might be a redneck if you took your sister/brother to the prom.

Redneck Joke 507
You might be a redneck if you tried to claim “loss of teeth” as an exemption on your taxes.

Redneck Joke 508
You might be a redneck if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.

Redneck Joke 509
You might be a redneck if you use a gas can to fill up your pick up truck.

Redneck Joke 510
You might be a redneck if you use Armor-All on your leather jacket.

Redneck Joke 511
You might be a redneck if you use baling wire to keep your car door closed.

Redneck Joke 512
You might be a redneck if you use channel locks for a nose hair trimmer.

Redneck Joke 513
You might be a redneck if you use coffee filters when you run out of toilet tissue.

Redneck Joke 514
You might be a redneck if you use dental floss to restring your banjo.

Redneck Joke 515
You might be a redneck if you use duct tape as bikini wax.

Redneck Joke 516
You might be a redneck if you use mason jars to make lamps.

Redneck Joke 517
You might be a redneck if you use old auto parts as a boat anchor.

Redneck Joke 518
You might be a redneck if you use the “O” on the stop sign in front of your house to sight in your new rifle.

Redneck Joke 519
You might be a redneck if you use the car that is broken down in the driveway as a tool shed.

Redneck Joke 520
You might be a redneck if you use the CD-ROM drive on your computer to hold your beer.

Redneck Joke 521
You might be a redneck if you use the shaving cream made for tough beards You might be a redneck if and so does your husband.

Redneck Joke 522
You might be a redneck if you use the word “man” at least four times in each sentence you speak.

Redneck Joke 523
You might be a redneck if you use the word aint a lot.

Redneck Joke 524
You might be a redneck if you use your boxers as a surrender flag.

Redneck Joke 525
You might be a redneck if you use your computer as a stereo.

Redneck Joke 526
You might be a redneck if you use your native language, to cuss at your kids, to cover up the fact that you are a redneck in your native country.

Redneck Joke 527
You might be a redneck if you use your shoe as a tobacco can.

Redneck Joke 528
You might be a redneck if you use your shower curtain as your Prom dress.

Redneck Joke 529
You might be a redneck if you use your water gun as a shower sprayer.

Redneck Joke 530
You might be a redneck if you use your weed whacker as a toothpick.

Redneck Joke 531
You might be a redneck if you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.

Redneck Joke 532
You might be a redneck if you videotape fishing shows.

Redneck Joke 533
You might be a redneck if you wait all night to shoot one mouse with your grandma’s BB gun.

Redneck Joke 534
You might be a redneck if you wake up in the morning already dressed for work.

Redneck Joke 535
You might be a redneck if you walk the ends off your jeans instead of hemming them.

Redneck Joke 536
You might be a redneck if you wash your truck in a mud puddle.

Redneck Joke 537
You might be a redneck if you watch Jerry Springer to see if any of your relatives are on the show today.

Redneck Joke 538
You might be a redneck if you wear a tank top to your mother’s funeral.

Redneck Joke 539
You might be a redneck if you wear a tube top to a wedding.

Redneck Joke 540
You might be a redneck if you wear camouflage pants with a plaid flannel shirt and combat boots.

Redneck Joke 541
You might be a redneck if you wear flannel shirts no matter what season it is.

Redneck Joke 542
You might be a redneck if you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt.

Redneck Joke 543
You might be a redneck if you wear your Mom’s dress that she wore at her funeral.

Redneck Joke 544
You might be a redneck if you wear your softball uniform even on the days you’re not playing.

Redneck Joke 545
You might be a redneck if you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

Redneck Joke 546
You might be a redneck if you were allowed to drink beer and date the teacher all through high school.

Redneck Joke 547
You might be a redneck if you were born and raised in a pickup truck.

Redneck Joke 548
You might be a redneck if you were expelled from summer school.

Redneck Joke 549
You might be a redneck if you whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress.

Redneck Joke 550
You might be a redneck if you win the lottery and buy a double wide trailer.

Redneck Joke 551
You might be a redneck if you wipe your feet before you walk out of your house.

Redneck Joke 552
You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Redneck Joke 553
You might be a redneck if you won’t get your dog “fixed” because you never no when someone might want him to stud.

Redneck Joke 554
You might be a redneck if you wore camouflage to your wedding.

Redneck Joke 555
You might be a redneck if you wore your Burger King hat to your Prom.

Redneck Joke 556
You might be a redneck if you’re a member of the “Chaw of the Month Club.”

Redneck Joke 557
You might be a redneck if you’re driving a vehicle with no original body parts.

Redneck Joke 558
You might be a redneck if you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark.

Redneck Joke 559
You might be a redneck if you’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.

Redneck Joke 560
You might be a redneck if you’re over 30 and still giving other people “wedgies.”

Redneck Joke 561
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Redneck Joke 562
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall.

Redneck Joke 563
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever attended a dance at the bus station.

Redneck Joke 564
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

Redneck Joke 565
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup.

Redneck Joke 566
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been asked to leave Shoney’s all-you-can-eat breakfast.

Redneck Joke 567
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley.

Redneck Joke 568
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been hunting on a tractor.

Redneck Joke 569
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 570
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever bought a used cap.

Redneck Joke 571
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

Redneck Joke 572
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can’t find you.

Redneck Joke 573
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.

Redneck Joke 574
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.

Redneck Joke 575
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

Redneck Joke 576
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever filled your deer tag on a golf course.

Redneck Joke 577
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever fished from over a fence.

Redneck Joke 578
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever given livestock as a wedding present.

Redneck Joke 579
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.

Redneck Joke 580
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle.

Redneck Joke 581
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten in fist fight in a laundromat over a dryer.

Redneck Joke 582
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score.

Redneck Joke 583
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had a conversation about truck tires that lasted more than an hour.

Redneck Joke 584
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had sex while wearing work gloves.

Redneck Joke 585
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to appear in court because of your dogs.

Redneck Joke 586
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to move a car seat to make love.

Redneck Joke 587
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.

Redneck Joke 588
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

Redneck Joke 589
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever heckled during a eulogy.

Redneck Joke 590
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital.

Redneck Joke 591
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hollered, “You kids quit playin’ on that sheet metal.”

Redneck Joke 592
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Redneck Joke 593
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever lost your wife in a poker game.

Redneck Joke 594
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever made love on a tire swing.

Redneck Joke 595
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever named a child for a good dog.

Redneck Joke 596
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.

Redneck Joke 597
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever participated in a burp-off.

Redneck Joke 598
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.

Redneck Joke 599
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle.

Redneck Joke 600
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever shot someone over a mall parking space.

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