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Redneck Joke 601
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever slow danced at a Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 602
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard.

Redneck Joke 603
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 604
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.

Redneck Joke 605
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken a date flowers you’ve stole from a cemetery.

Redneck Joke 606
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken a generator and a 27-inch TV camping.

Redneck Joke 607
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.

Redneck Joke 608
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever talked back to characters on the movie screen.

Redneck Joke 609
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever towed another car using panty hose and duct tape.

Redneck Joke 610
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever used a laundromat as a mailing address.

Redneck Joke 611
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever vacationed in a rest area.

Redneck Joke 612
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.

Redneck Joke 613
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever water-skied in your underwear.

Redneck Joke 614
You might be a redneck if you’ve got more than one other named “Darryl”.

Redneck Joke 615
You might be a redneck if you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

Redneck Joke 616
You might be a redneck if you’ve never seen a film with subtitles.

Redneck Joke 617
You might be a redneck if your 14 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table – in front of her two kids.

Redneck Joke 618
You might be a redneck if your 23-channel CB radio is used to communicate with your family.

Redneck Joke 619
You might be a redneck if your 2-year old has more teeth than you do.

Redneck Joke 620
You might be a redneck if your 5 year old calls your mother MOM and YOU Debbie.

Redneck Joke 621
You might be a redneck if your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor.

Redneck Joke 622
You might be a redneck if your 80 year old grandma can shoot better than you.

Redneck Joke 623
You might be a redneck if your airplane cost you less than 15 hundred bucks and uses two stroke oil.

Redneck Joke 624
You might be a redneck if your ashtray is too full, so you use the floor.

Redneck Joke 625
You might be a redneck if your at a family reunion, your mother-in-law goes to the bathroom and then says, “Y’ all come look at this ‘fore I flush it.”

Redneck Joke 626
You might be a redneck if your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans.

Redneck Joke 627
You might be a redneck if your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches.

Redneck Joke 628
You might be a redneck if your bathroom is 50 feet away from your house.

Redneck Joke 629
You might be a redneck if your bathroom is your favorite make-out place.

Redneck Joke 620
You might be a redneck if your beer can pyramid is taller than your trailer.

Redneck Joke 630
You might be a redneck if your belt buckle doubles as an I.D.

Redneck Joke 631
You might be a redneck if your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn’t.

Redneck Joke 632
You might be a redneck if your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it.

Redneck Joke 633
You might be a redneck if your best laundry bag is made by Hefty.

Redneck Joke 634
You might be a redneck if your best pick-up line for women is written on your baseball cap.

Redneck Joke 635
You might be a redneck if your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.

Redneck Joke 636
You might be a redneck if your birthday cake consisted of nothing but Twinkies.

Redneck Joke 637
You might be a redneck if your boots cost more than your wedding ring.

Redneck Joke 638
You might be a redneck if your bridal veil was made of window screen.

Redneck Joke 639
You might be a redneck if your bring a bar of soap to a public pool.

Redneck Joke 640
You might be a redneck if your brother is your wife’s favorite son.

Redneck Joke 641
You might be a redneck if your car ashtray is so packed, you can’t get it out.

Redneck Joke 642
You might be a redneck if your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it.

Redneck Joke 643
You might be a redneck if your car has more than three bumper stickers with the word Jesus on them.

Redneck Joke 644
You might be a redneck if your car has more than two exhaust pipes.

Redneck Joke 645
You might be a redneck if your car insurance deductible is higher than the value of your car.

Redneck Joke 646
You might be a redneck if your car uses more oil than gas.

Redneck Joke 647
You might be a redneck if your CB antenna on your truck doubles as your cane pole.

Redneck Joke 648
You might be a redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

Redneck Joke 649
You might be a redneck if your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.

Redneck Joke 650
You might be a redneck if your children look more like your brothers-in-law than your husband you are worried that he might notice.

Redneck Joke 651
You might be a redneck if your chili’s secret ingredient comes from a bait shop.

Redneck Joke 652
You might be a redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.

Redneck Joke 653
You might be a redneck if your church has a “happy hour.”

Redneck Joke 654
You might be a redneck if your coat of arms features a tire iron.

Redneck Joke 655
You might be a redneck if your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler.

Redneck Joke 656
You might be a redneck if your computer don’t work cuz the cat ate the mouse.

Redneck Joke 657
You might be a redneck if your Computer has Winders 95 instead of Windows.

Redneck Joke 658
You might be a redneck if your dad guts one of the old TV’s for a another knick-knack shelf.

Redneck Joke 659
You might be a redneck if your dad pees on a rabbit’s head while peeing off the back porch.

Redneck Joke 660
You might be a redneck if your dad plays “the pull my finger” joke at family gatherings.

Redneck Joke 661
You might be a redneck if your daddy handed out cigarettes the day you were born.

Redneck Joke 662
You might be a redneck if your Daddy picks you up from school in a Swamp Buggy.

Redneck Joke 663
You might be a redneck if your daddy’s legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clower’s autograph on a Stuckey’s napkin.

Redneck Joke 664
You might be a redneck if your daddy’s last words were “Hey ya’ll look what I can do!”

Redneck Joke 665
You might be a redneck if your dates regularly expect you to light their cigars.

Redneck Joke 666
You might be a redneck if your daughter gets married before you do.

Redneck Joke 667
You might be a redneck if your daughter thinks she a reincarnation of Xena because she has nightmares about her.

Redneck Joke 668
You might be a redneck if your deceased hunting dog’s tombstone is larger than your grandfather’s.

Redneck Joke 669
You might be a redneck if your deer stand has an address.

Redneck Joke 670
You might be a redneck if your deer stand has an address.

Redneck Joke 671
You might be a redneck if your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit.

Redneck Joke 672
You might be a redneck if your divorce granted from first wife and your license to wed to your second wife are in the same newspaper.

Redneck Joke 673
You might be a redneck if your dog can open a beer can for you.

Redneck Joke 674
You might be a redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.

Redneck Joke 675
You might be a redneck if your dog has a litter of puppies on your living room floor and no one notices.

Redneck Joke 676
You might be a redneck if your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.

Redneck Joke 677
You might be a redneck if your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back.

Redneck Joke 678
You might be a redneck if your dog wants you to be the girl tonight.

Redneck Joke 679
You might be a redneck if your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet.

Redneck Joke 680
You might be a redneck if your dog’s collar costs more than the clothes you are wearing.

Redneck Joke 681
You might be a redneck if your dogs kill more animals than you do all hunting season.

Redneck Joke 682
You might be a redneck if your engine is duct-taped to your car.

Redneck Joke 683
You might be a redneck if your excuse for missing your oldest sons graduation is, “Hell woman, you think the crappie bite like this all year?”

Redneck Joke 684
You might be a redneck if your family gathers for Monday Night RAW.

Redneck Joke 685
You might be a redneck if your family reunions consist of ex-wives.

Redneck Joke 686
You might be a redneck if your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company.

Redneck Joke 687
You might be a redneck if your family’s #1 enemy is revenuers.

Redneck Joke 688
You might be a redneck if your father is in the same grade you are.

Redneck Joke 689
You might be a redneck if your father marries someone with the same last name as yours.

Redneck Joke 690
You might be a redneck if your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.

Redneck Joke 691
You might be a redneck if your favorite cap says, “Baby maker.”

Redneck Joke 692
You might be a redneck if your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.

Redneck Joke 693
You might be a redneck if your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.

Redneck Joke 694
You might be a redneck if your favorite event at a wedding is the spittin’ contest.

Redneck Joke 695
You might be a redneck if your favorite fishing hole has more car parts in it than a junk yard.

Redneck Joke 696
You might be a redneck if your favorite fishing lure is TNT.

Redneck Joke 697
You might be a redneck if your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo.

Redneck Joke 698
You might be a redneck if your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.

Redneck Joke 699
You might be a redneck if your favorite night of the week is the night before trash day.

Redneck Joke 700
You might be a redneck if your grandma enters wet t-shrit contests.

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