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Redneck Joke 701
You might be a redneck if your favorite place is your deer stand.

Redneck Joke 702
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it.

Redneck Joke 703
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name.

Redneck Joke 704
You might be a redneck if your favorite shoes were bought at a yard sale

Redneck Joke 705
You might be a redneck if your favorite song has the name of a truck company in it.

Redneck Joke 706
You might be a redneck if your favorite song is Old McDonald!

Redneck Joke 707
You might be a redneck if your favorite stick is your fishing pole.

Redneck Joke 708
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.

Redneck Joke 709
You might be a redneck if your first name consists of initials.

Redneck Joke 710
You might be a redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.

Redneck Joke 711
You might be a redneck if your Friday nights consist of lots of Budwieser and a mechanical bull.

Redneck Joke 712
You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

Redneck Joke 713
You might be a redneck if your front yard has any broken appliances in it.

Redneck Joke 714
You might be a redneck if your front yard looks like a Toys R Us after a tornado.

Redneck Joke 715
You might be a redneck if your garage is so full you can’t park your car in it.

Redneck Joke 716
You might be a redneck if your garbage man is confused about what stays and what goes.

Redneck Joke 717
You might be a redneck if your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”

Redneck Joke 718
You might be a redneck if your girlfriend thinks you’re a real gentleman because you only scratch your crotch while playing softball.

Redneck Joke 719
You might be a redneck if your grandma gives you a wedding present wrapped in Christmas paper.

Redneck Joke 720
You might be a redneck if your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Redneck Joke 721
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language.

Redneck Joke 722
You might be a redneck if your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew.

Redneck Joke 723
You might be a redneck if your guest bedroom is also your tool shed.

Redneck Joke 724
You might be a redneck if your hair is five times as long in the back as it is on top.

Redneck Joke 725
You might be a redneck if your Halloween jack-o-lantern has more teeth than your wife.

Redneck Joke 726
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Redneck Joke 727
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was featured on true stories of the highway patrol.

Redneck Joke 728
You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains but your truck does.

Redneck Joke 729
You might be a redneck if your house feels a bit lonely when winter comes and the last fly dies.

Redneck Joke 730
You might be a redneck if your house has more miles on it than your car does.

Redneck Joke 731
You might be a redneck if your house plants aren’t in pots.

Redneck Joke 732
You might be a redneck if your husband is going out hunting and puts on urine and it turns you on.

Redneck Joke 733
You might be a redneck if your idea of a family cook-out is the whole family gathering around the Chevy with the hood up.

Redneck Joke 734
You might be a redneck if your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull.

Redneck Joke 735
You might be a redneck if your idea of camping in the woods is inviting the family over and pitching a couple of tents in the back yard.

Redneck Joke 736
You might be a redneck if your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

Redneck Joke 737
You might be a redneck if your idea of home security is keeping all the guns loaded.

Redneck Joke 738
You might be a redneck if your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard.

Redneck Joke 739
You might be a redneck if your idea of the newspaper is a 14 year old copy of Dog Fancy.

Redneck Joke 740
You might be a redneck if your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night.

Redneck Joke 741
You might be a redneck if your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

Redneck Joke 742
You might be a redneck if your kid learns to shoot a gun before he learns his alphabet.

Redneck Joke 743
You might be a redneck if your kids eat on the floor while your dogs eat at the table.

Redneck Joke 744
You might be a redneck if your kids fall down in the house and get grass stains.

Redneck Joke 745
You might be a redneck if your kids hide the Easter eggs under cow patties.

Redneck Joke 746
You might be a redneck if your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.

Redneck Joke 747
You might be a redneck if your kids’ favorite bedtime story is “Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.”

Redneck Joke 748
You might be a redneck if your lawn furniture was in your house last summer.

Redneck Joke 749
You might be a redneck if your lawn mower gets better mileage than your car.

Redneck Joke 750
You might be a redneck if your lawn mower is a goat.

Redneck Joke 751
You might be a redneck if your lawn tractor has a better paint job than your car.

Redneck Joke 752
You might be a redneck if your life savings is buried in your back yard.

Redneck Joke 753
You might be a redneck if your living room furniture doubles as your camping gear.

Redneck Joke 754
You might be a redneck if your local funeral home has a drive-thru.

Redneck Joke 755
You might be a redneck if your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week.”

Redneck Joke 756
You might be a redneck if your local yellow pages has only 3 sections: places to get cigarettes, place to get liquor, and places to get bait.

Redneck Joke 757
You might be a redneck if your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.

Redneck Joke 758
You might be a redneck if your mailing address includes the word “holler.”

Redneck Joke 759
You might be a redneck if your Mama has failed the 3rd. grade five times.

Redneck Joke 760
You might be a redneck if your mama has more gadgets and accessories on her pickup truck than you do.

Redneck Joke 761
You might be a redneck if your mama saves aluminum foil.

Redneck Joke 762
You might be a redneck if your mama spends more money fixing up her old trailer house than it cost to build a new brick home.

Redneck Joke 763
You might be a redneck if your Mama was ever asked to leave a Bingo game because of her language.

Redneck Joke 764
You might be a redneck if your Mama yells, “Close the screen door boy, you’re letting all the bugs out!”

Redneck Joke 765
You might be a redneck if your masseuse uses lard.

Redneck Joke 766
You might be a redneck if your mechanic looks under the front of your car or truck and asks if you work for the Road kill Cafe.

Redneck Joke 767
You might be a redneck if your mom is lighting bottle rockets with her cigarette while walking the children on Halloween.

Redneck Joke 768
You might be a redneck if your mom is your sister,aunt and your dads mother.

Redneck Joke 769
You might be a redneck if your momma makes two turkeys for Thanksgiving, one for the family and the other for the dogs.

Redneck Joke 770
You might be a redneck if your moms maiden name is Bubba.

Redneck Joke 771
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

Redneck Joke 772
You might be a redneck if your mother always said keep your nose clean and from this day on you pick your nose.

Redneck Joke 773
You might be a redneck if your mother doesn’t put shoes on to go grocery shopping.

Redneck Joke 774
You might be a redneck if your mother has more chest hair than your father.

Redneck Joke 775
You might be a redneck if your mother kicked you out of the house because you pawned her favorite chainsaw to buy a deer tag.

Redneck Joke 776
You might be a redneck if your mother’s only shoes are house slippers.

Redneck Joke 777
You might be a redneck if your neighbor has a refrigerator on his front porch stocked with beer so he won’t have to get off the sofa to welcome friends.

Redneck Joke 778
You might be a redneck if your neighbor uses left-over house paint to paint his car.

Redneck Joke 779
You might be a redneck if your neighbors refer to you as the pig farmers and you don’t have any pigs.

Redneck Joke 780
You might be a redneck if your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.

Redneck Joke 781
You might be a redneck if your old toilet now serves as a flower pot in your front yard.

Redneck Joke 782
You might be a redneck if your only time spent sober is the time spent getting another 6 pack.

Redneck Joke 783
You might be a redneck if your outhouse is in your front yard.

Redneck Joke 784
You might be a redneck if your own farts don’t seem to smell so bad.

Redneck Joke 785
You might be a redneck if your pick-up has four new tires and none of them are the same size.

Redneck Joke 786
You might be a redneck if your pick-up is at least 3 colors.

Redneck Joke 787
You might be a redneck if your pickup truck and wife are the same age.

Redneck Joke 788
You might be a redneck if your pickup truck used to be a car.

Redneck Joke 789
You might be a redneck if your picture is on the wall of more than three bait stores.

Redneck Joke 790
You might be a redneck if your pillow case doubles as your bowling bag.

Redneck Joke 791
You might be a redneck if your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A.

Redneck Joke 792
You might be a redneck if your porn collection is also called the family videos.

Redneck Joke 793
You might be a redneck if your primary income involves pigs or manure.

Redneck Joke 794
You might be a redneck if your race car looks and runs better than your own car.

Redneck Joke 795
You might be a redneck if your richest relative invites you over to take the wheels off his new trailer.

Redneck Joke 796
You might be a redneck if your screen door has no screen.

Redneck Joke 797
You might be a redneck if your screen name is JohnDeere.

Redneck Joke 798
You might be a redneck if your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside.

Redneck Joke 799
You might be a redneck if your sister has ever asked to borrow the backhoe.

Redneck Joke 800
You might be a redneck if your sister has more hair on her legs than you do.

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