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One day, a Mom was taking a shower when her son walked into the bathroom. Her son sees her naked bush, he points and says, “Mommy, what is THAT?”
A bit flustered, the mother thinks of something to say, “That’s mommy’s ‘special sponge’… uh… Go play!” The kid walks away.
The next day, mom’s in the shower but she’s shaved her pussy. Her son walks into the bathroom and looks shocked, “MOM! What happened to your special sponge??” The mother thinks of something to say, “Mommy lost it.. Um, go play!”
A few hours later, the son comes running into the kitchen shouting, “MOMMY, MOMMY! I FOUND IT!”
The mother looks puzzled, “Found what?”
The son, with a big grin says, “I found your special sponge!”
Mom looks surprised and says, “Oh? …Where..?”
Her son says, “Daddy is rubbing his face with it next door!”
A small family, mom, dad, and son, were watching tv one evening.
Dad is flipping through the channels, when the batteries on the remote die.
The channel stopped on a porno channel showing full on sex acts. The son is watching the sexually explicit porn movie The Japanese Wife Next Door in amazement while mom and dad are trying to change the channel to remove the porn sex!
Once the channel is changed, the boy turns to his parents and says, “Mommy… Daddy… What were those people doing??”
Mom, a bit flustered at knowing her son was watching a porn movie, says “They. Were… Baking a cake! Yeah… Uh, go to bed!” The boy goes up to bed.
The next morning, the son comes running into the kitchen saying, “Mommy! Daddy! Where is it??” Mom says, “Where is what?” The son replies, “I know you and daddy were baking a cake last night! Where is it??”
Dad looks shocked and mom says, “Wh– H-How do you know that..?”
The boy replies, with a big grin, “Because… I licked the icing off of the couch!” :)
This lady name Haque was Mexican and she was pregnant with twins her water broke and she was in labor so she went to the hospital and she didn’t know wat to name her children so she said wateva comes out of her mouth while pushing the child out thats their name so it came to the first child she said bitch so that was his,name the second one out she said muddaphucka so that was his name so they went to school one day and the teacher said what’s your name sir he said bitch ma’am…whats your name sir bitch ma’am… She said I’m gon ask one more Gen wats your name sir bitch ma’am so she sent them to the,office he said come on muddaphucka we ain’t got time for this shit!!!!!!!