Sex jokes, not suitable for young children. Sex Joke 1 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As […]
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THESE JOKES ARE HOLARIOUS LMAOOO IM LAUGHIINNNGGG LIKE HISTARICALLY OMG ITS FUNNY KEEP THEM COMING I LOVE ‘EM
This is disgusting shit wow damn
a man went to the bar and sat down.then ordered 12 margaritas. the bartender asked why so many? the man replied i had my first blow-job.the bartender questioned:well how was it? it was ok said the man .if 12 margaritas wont get the taste out nothing will..
haha that was a good one
whaddya call a gay dinosaur? a mega-sore-ass
wat do u call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss
a girl on her 5th bday said daddy can i take a shower wit u and the dad said no and she said daddy but its my birthday and he said fine jus dont look up. when they were in the shower she looked up and said daddy wats tht. the dad replied its my barbie doll and the little girl said ok. later that nite the girl said daddy can i sleep wit u tonite and the dad said no not tonite and the girl said daddy but its my birthday and the dad said fine. the dad woke up 3 hours later in terrible pain he looked down and noticed blood he strted screaming at his daughter asking what happened and she said i was playin with ur barbie doll and it spit at me so i bit its head off. LMFAO gets me every time
thats just wrong…seriously sick!!!
that is so wrong
TIGER WOODS JOKE>
A man and his wife just got married right, so they start having sex on there honey moon. When they get finished ( after about 20 min. or so ) the man gets up, walks over to the phone and calls room service. His wife says what r u doing??! he says calling room service because i am tired and hungery. His wife says “thats not wht tiger would do”.So the man replies, wht would tiger do? she says he would come do it a second time, so the man cums bac overrr and does it again. Now he is starting to get really tired and hungery so he gets up and heads for the phone. Once again, his wife says, wht are u doin??! he responds with im calling room service. His wife says thats not wht tiger would dooo…. he replies, wht would tiger do??? she says, He would do again for a 3rd time. so the husband says alright, now he is just exhausted and ready to go to sleep. So he gets up one last time and his wife says “are you calling room service babe”?? He responds, NO!!!!!! IM CALLING TIGER TO C WHT THE PAR IS FOR THIS GOD-DAMN HOLE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA LOL ;)
that was histarical. best joke on the page
actually it wasn’t funny at all. Did u hear that from a hobo in the back of a gas station or something?
that guy is a fucking retard
this is some funny shit, but still. YOUR ALL SINNERS!!!!!!
EVERy1 else sinners? FUCK,U just said shit u dumb bitch