Sex jokes, not suitable for young children. Sex Joke 1 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As […]
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fuck you guys, you’re hella gross! eat my fucking weiner brehh nasty mother fuckers on here aren’t you!?
girl says to mum i know how to make babies mum says hows that then sweetie girl says well daddie takes of is trousers and his thing sticks up then the mummie starts sucking it mum laughs and says thats not how we get babies thats how we get flowers jewllery and shoes .xxx. <3
A dad was in the bath and the little boy said “whats that?” that dad replied “its an action figure”, He went into the bedroom and his mum was naked he said “whats that” She replied ” Its a rainforest” That night they were having sex.. The boy said to his sister “Dads action figure is stuck in the rainforest!”
IF you read this you suck dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat did the dick say to the pussy:give me some of dat
What do u do when ur girlfriend complains about what u r watching on tv,
Shorten the chain to the kitchen…
Why dont Women Piss Like Men After SeX?!
Have u ever tried to open a cold toasted cheese sandwich?!
Yes issues i have thats why im giving them to u!
maybe if uu were a woman u wuld feel affended so hate to break it to uu but men are fukkin worse then woman uu dick!!!!!!
face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck mother fucker nigga u wanna suck my fuckin dick huh nigga
” lick ma neck, ma back, lick ma pussy and ma crack…. FACE DOWN ASS UP DATS DA WAY WE LIKE TO FUCKKK… !!!!! hhahahahahahaha…. XD
dirty coww… why have we got a prosiee on here???
only if most chicks were like that