Sex jokes, not suitable for young children. Sex Joke 1 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As […]
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some of those fucking jokes were alrite but some of them were crap! ;) xx
i like that and im a boy it makes me want to fuck my ass over and over im so horney right now im master bating
A MAN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER SECRETARY, HE TOLD HER THAT HE WILL GIVE HER 20CEDIS, BUT HE WAS GOING TO DROP THE MONEY ON THE FLOOR AND BY THE TIME SHE PICKS UP, HE WOULD HAVE ZIP UP. THE SECRETARY TOLD HER HUSBAND AND HE SAID, AKUA, ASK FOR 50CEDIS AND QUICKLY PICK IT UP, OKAY? SHE AGREED. AFTER AN HOUR HE CALLED HER AND SHE SAID, DARLING, DONT MIND THE IDIOT SHE THE MONEY IN COINS SO IM STILL PICKING. THANK YOU!
I think girls go by the rule ‘promise but dont deliver’, promising boys that they’ll love them forever and then later finishes them… But we could get our own back, girls have miscarriges don’t they?
the fishing one was gross but funny all at the same time.lol
these jks r enough to make me cum, im trying the dead hand game!
my told me that he jizz in his pants after reading this jokes i was like wow
a girl comes home one day with her boyfriend so the girl gos to her room 5 minutes later the thumping noises ocure(oh did i tell you that its her moms house)and you hear the girls voice she says “baby baby oohh” so the mom runs in the room MOM:what hell is going on in here GIRL:mom get out me and my boyfriend are having sex MOM:oh i thought you were listening to justin bieber have fun