A Policeman pulled a car over and asked the man driving why he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone?
“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.
“Not according to my radar,” the police officer replied.
“Yes, I was!” the man shouted back in anger.
“No you weren’t!” the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said,
“Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”