You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You have ever had an X-wing fighter up on blocks in your yard.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

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