Pedro, a Filipino (pinoy) is having his SNACK (bread and ube jam), when John, an American, chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.

Pedro ignores John who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

John: You Filipino folks eat the whole bread?

Pedro (in a bad mood): Of course.

John: (after blowing a huge bubble) We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into pandesal and export them to the Philippines.

John has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listened in silence.

John persists: D’ya eat jelly with the bread?

Pedro: Of Course.

John: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). We don’t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines .

Pedro (kind of pissed na!) then asks: Do you have sex in America?

John: Why? Of course we do, with a big smirk.

Pedro: And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?

John: We throw them away, of course.

Pedro: In the Philippines, we don’t throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States.


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