These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ”’Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.”’

The second guy said, ”’Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.”’

The third guy says, “Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.”’

Then the first guy said, ”’No — you guys don”t understand! Chunks is my dog!”

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