Tiger Woods Joke 01
Did you hear Nike’s new motto? Just do me.
Tiger Woods Joke 02
Did you hear Tiger Woods changed his name to Cheetah?
Tiger Woods Joke 03
One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express.
Tiger Woods Joke 04
Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They’re clubs you can beat Tiger Woods with.
Tiger Woods Joke 05
The police asked Tiger Woods wife how many times she hit him. “I can’t remember,” Elin Woods said, “just put me down for a 5.”
Tiger Woods Joke 06
Tiger Woods always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress.
Tiger Woods Joke 07
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods Joke 08
Tiger Woods drove his balls into a tree
Tiger Woods Joke 09
Tiger Woods has a new movie coming out. It’s called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Tiger Woods Joke 10
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
Tiger Woods Joke 11
Tiger Woods other women aren’t mistresses. They’re provisional.
Tiger Woods Joke 12
What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
Tiger Woods Joke 13
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods Joke 14
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho’s.
Tiger Woods Joke 15
Whenever Tiger Woods strikes a long putt, someone always shouts out “In the hole”. Betcha Tiger Woods never hears that from Elins’ lips again!