Top Pick Up Line 1
(after sex) Damn girl, you’re like those Indy cars… You can burn 4 rubbers at once!

Top Pick Up Line 2
(Approach a group of them) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

Top Pick Up Line 3
(Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.

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(Tap your thigh) You just think this is my leg.

Top Pick Up Line 5
(When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat? Want me instead?

Top Pick Up Line 6
A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”

Top Pick Up Line 7
A you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

Top Pick Up Line 8
Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.

Top Pick Up Line 9
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Top Pick Up Line 10
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Top Pick Up Line 11
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Top Pick Up Line 12
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Top Pick Up Line 13
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole!

Top Pick Up Line 15
Can you lick your nipples?[No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?

Top Pick Up Line 16
Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?

Top Pick Up Line 17
Could I touch your belly button… from the inside?

Top Pick Up Line 18
Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…

Top Pick Up Line 19
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Top Pick Up Line 20
Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

Top Pick Up Line 21
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

Top Pick Up Line 22
Do you live on a Chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise cock!!

Top Pick Up Line 23
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Top Pick Up Line 24
Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

Top Pick Up Line 25
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Top Pick Up Line 26
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Top Pick Up Line 27
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to kiss me…

Top Pick Up Line 28
Fuck playing doctor do you want to play gynecologist??

Top Pick Up Line 29
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Top Pick Up Line 30
Guess what?! I’ve got an 8″ tongue and I can breath out of my ears!

Top Pick Up Line 31
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

Top Pick Up Line 32
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

Top Pick Up Line 33
Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Top Pick Up Line 34
Hey…did I mention I go down like a ship?

Top Pick Up Line 35
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?

Top Pick Up Line 36
Hi. Are you cute?

Top Pick Up Line 37
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat.

Top Pick Up Line 38
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?

Top Pick Up Line 39
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Top Pick Up Line 40
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?

Top Pick Up Line 41
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

Top Pick Up Line 42
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Top Pick Up Line 43
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you…. a kiss!

Top Pick Up Line 44
I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Top Pick Up Line 45
I hope you’re not a vegetarian… cuz I want to feed you some meat!

Top Pick Up Line 46
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Top Pick Up Line 47
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Top Pick Up Line 48
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Top Pick Up Line 49
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

Top Pick Up Line 50
I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Top Pick Up Line 51
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Top Pick Up Line 52
If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?

Top Pick Up Line 53
If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d take out all your nails and screw ya!

Top Pick Up Line 54
If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Top Pick Up Line 55
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Top Pick Up Line 56
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

Top Pick Up Line 57
I’m easy. Are you?

Top Pick Up Line 58
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Top Pick Up Line 59
I’m having a party at your ankles… should I invite your pants down?

Top Pick Up Line 60
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

Top Pick Up Line 61
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Top Pick Up Line 62
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Top Pick Up Line 63
Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Top Pick Up Line 64
Is your name Little Red? Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

Top Pick Up Line 65
Let’s play house, you be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!

Top Pick Up Line 66
Let’s play lion and lion-tamer. Open your mouth and I’ll give you the meat.

Top Pick Up Line 67
Lets play titanic you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you

Top Pick Up Line 68
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) FUCK

Top Pick Up Line 69
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Top Pick Up Line 70
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Top Pick Up Line 71
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?

Top Pick Up Line 72
Nice legs…what time do they open?

Top Pick Up Line 73
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

Top Pick Up Line 74
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!

Top Pick Up Line 75
Roses are red. Violets are blue I like spaghetti. Let’s go fuck.

Top Pick Up Line 76
Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a taste?

Top Pick Up Line 77
That shirt is very becoming on you. But then if I was on you, I’d be coming too.

Top Pick Up Line 78
The word of the day is legs; why don’t you come to my house and spread the word.

Top Pick Up Line 79
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

Top Pick Up Line 80
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

Top Pick Up Line 81
Wanna play 68? You do me and I owe you one!

Top Pick Up Line 82
Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Top Pick Up Line 83
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Top Pick Up Line 84
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?….Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

Top Pick Up Line 85
Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.

Top Pick Up Line 86
Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

Top Pick Up Line 87
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?

Top Pick Up Line 88
What winks and fucks like a tiger? (Wink)

Top Pick Up Line 89
Who’s your friend?

Top Pick Up Line 90
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You’ll soon find out.

Top Pick Up Line 91
Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Top Pick Up Line 92
Wow! Are those real?

Top Pick Up Line 93
You are so fine that I’d eat your shit just to see where it came from.

Top Pick Up Line 94
You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a foot-long

Top Pick Up Line 95
You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Top Pick Up Line 96
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute

Top Pick Up Line 97
You wanna play circus? You roar and I’ll throw ya the meat!

Top Pick Up Line 98
Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Top Pick Up Line 99
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Top Pick Up Line 100
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

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