Funny Weather Puns
Funny Weather Pun 1
The weather bureau is an umbrella organization.
Funny Weather Pun 2
The snowstorm arrived at a fortuitous moment. It was white on time.
Funny Weather Pun 3
If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities.
Funny Weather Pun 4
When the fog burns off it won’t be mist.
Funny Weather Pun 5
I’m going to be discussing global warming next week, it’s quite a heated topic.
Funny Weather Pun 6
The brightest day of the week is Sun-day
Funny Weather Sayings
Funny Weather Sayings 1
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Funny Weather Sayings 2
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Funny Weather Sayings 3
Weather is a great metaphor for life: sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and there’s nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella. Terri Guillemets
Funny Weather Sayings 4
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
Funny Weather Sayings 5
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Funny Weather Sayings 6
When snow falls, nature listens.
Antoinette van Kleeff
Weather Puns 1
Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Weather Puns 2
It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
Weather Puns 3
He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold.
Weather Puns 4
Lightning storms can be very striking.
Weather Puns 5
News of a coming flood was leaked.
Weather Puns 6
The weather forecast was for freezing rain, and sure enough it was an ice day.