Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey, Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”

“Jus’ some chickens.”

“If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”

“I’ll give you both of them.”

“OK. Ummmmm, five?”

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