A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
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god doesnt exist… jesus was a budhist lol the church is a con and only weak minded fools turn to it
The fact that you exist is evidence that God is real. Nothing can create life from nothing but God.
IF YOU KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW.. PERHAPS YOUR ANGER HAD CAUSED YOU TO KILL SOMEONE… BEFORE THEY TURNED ON THE ELECTRIC TO KILL YOU…WOULD YOU THINK, JUST MAYBE THERE WAS A GOD TO SAVE YOU AND A HELL TO ESCAPE. BECAUSE, THERE IS AND ONE DAY YOUR TIME WILL COME. GOD WILL GIVE YOU THAT CHANCE TO BECOME HIS CHILD, BECAUSE HE LOVED YOU, ME THE WHOLE WORLD TO DIE FOR US AND RAISED THE THIRD DAY. YOU ARE MISSING THE BEST LIFE YOU COULD HAVE HERE ON EARTH.
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why dost black man like a chainsaw
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why did the burger king get the queen pregnant
because he forgot wrap his waper