– It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
– The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
– If you were any more stupid, you’d have to be watered twice a week.
– The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
– When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell.
– You may have a “full six-pack” but lack the plastic thing to hold it all together.
– Your set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
– You’re depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
– Were I king I would not allow you to breed.
– You seem to have reached rock bottom and started to dig.
your birth certificate was an apology from the condom company!!
If i wanted to hear from an asshole…..i’d fart
tintmaster B i am reading fart so that means your an_____________.Please finish sentence