Women’s Funny Profound Saying 1
A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t really care.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 2
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 3
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 4
I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 5
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 6
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 7
One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 8
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 9
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know, sometimes I just forget to eat.” Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 10
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 11
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 12
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Women’s Funny Profound Saying 13
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing … and then they marry him!