Yo Daddy Joke 1
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.
Yo Daddy Joke 2
Yo daddy dick so lil if your mom was an ant she still couldn’t play with it.
Yo Daddy Joke 3
Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.
Yo Daddy Joke 4
Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
Yo Daddy Joke 5
yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
Yo Daddy Joke 6
YO DADDY IS SO UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE.
Yo Daddy Joke 7
Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!
Yo Daddy Joke 8
Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
Yo Daddy Joke 9
yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Daddy Joke 10
Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
Yo Daddy Joke 11
yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”
Yo Daddy Joke 12
YO Daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
Yo Daddy Joke 13
Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.
Yo Daddy Joke 14
yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.
Yo Daddy Joke 15
Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.
Yo Daddy Joke 16
yo daddy so old Jesus signed his yearbook.
Yo Daddy Joke 17
yo daddy so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
Yo Daddy Joke 18
yo daddy so skinny he can hula-hoop through a cheerio!
Yo Daddy Joke 19
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
Yo Daddy Joke 20
yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
Yo Daddy Joke 21
YO DADDY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.
Yo Daddy Joke 22
yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
Yo Daddy Joke 23
Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
Yo Daddy Joke 24
Yo daddy’s so fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo Daddy Joke 25
Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.
Yo Daddy Joke 26
Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Yo Daddy Joke 27
your daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.
Yo Daddy Joke 28
YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA BACK.
Yo Daddy Joke 29
Your daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
Yo Daddy Joke 30
your daddy’s so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.