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ur muma sodumb she got stabbed in a shootout ur mama so uggly she makes blind children cry
your so fat when u go to a buffet they have to install speed bumps
ooo yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well your mom is like a shotugn two cocks and she blows
your mom is like a vacum she sucks and blows
your mom is like a home depot she has got all the hard woods
your moms hair is so nappy it takes tylenol to calm it
Yo Momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo Momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
Yo Momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo Mamma’s so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!! Yo Mamma’s so hairy the only language she speaks is wakie!!! Yo Manna’s so ghetto she breastfeeds kool-aid!!!
your mumma is so fat, when she fell over knowone was laughing but the floor was cracking up lol
your mumma is so fat that when ya dad was makin love to her he burnt his ass on the light bulb
he had to suck a mint to make his ears pop
he rolled over twice and was still in the middle
Your mumma is so old she owes jesus a tenna
yo mamma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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