Yo Mama Joke 1
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo Mama Joke 2
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo Mama Joke 3
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo Mama Joke 4
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mama Joke 5
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin ?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo Mama Joke 6
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Mama Joke 7
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo Mama Joke 8
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo Mama Joke 9
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo Mama Joke 10
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo Mama Joke 11
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo Mama Joke 12
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo Mama Joke 13
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo Mama Joke 14
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Joke 15
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Joke 16
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Joke 17
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Mama Joke 18
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Mama Joke 19
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo Mama Joke 20
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo Mama Joke 21
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo Mama Joke 22
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama Joke 23
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo Mama Joke 24
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo Mama Joke 25
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo Mama Joke 26
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo Mama Joke 27
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo Mama Joke 28
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama Joke 29
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo Mama Joke 30
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo Mama Joke 31
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama Joke 32
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo Mama Joke 33
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo Mama Joke 34
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo Mama Joke 35
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo Mama Joke 36
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo Mama Joke 37
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo Mama Joke 38
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama Joke 39
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo Mama Joke 40
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo Mama Joke 41
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Mama Joke 42
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Mama Joke 43
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo Mama Joke 44
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo Mama Joke 45
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo Mama Joke 46
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo Mama Joke 47
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo Mama Joke 48
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Joke 49
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo Mama Joke 50
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo Mama Joke 51
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo Mama Joke 52
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo Mama Joke 53
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Mama Joke 54
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo Mama Joke 55
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo Mama Joke 56
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo Mama Joke 57
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo Mama Joke 58
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo Mama Joke 59
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo Mama Joke 60
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo Mama Joke 61
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo Mama Joke 62
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo Mama Joke 63
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo Mama Joke 64
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo Mama Joke 65
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo Mama Joke 66
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo Mama Joke 67
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo Mama Joke 68
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo Mama Joke 69
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo Mama Joke 70
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Joke 71
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me round no more.”

Yo Mama Joke 72
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo Mama Joke 73
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo Mama Joke 74
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mama Joke 75
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama Joke 76
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo Mama Joke 77
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo Mama Joke 78
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mama Joke 79
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama Joke 80
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo Mama Joke 81
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo Mama Joke 82
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama Joke 83
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo Mama Joke 84
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama Joke 85
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo Mama Joke 86
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo Mama Joke 87
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo Mama Joke 88
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo Mama Joke 89
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo Mama Joke 90
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama Joke 91
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama Joke 92
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo Mama Joke 93
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mama Joke 94
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama Joke 95
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama Joke 96
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama Joke 97
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama Joke 98
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Mama Joke 99
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama Joke 100
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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