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Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”

Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”

Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”

Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”

Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

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