Yo mama so fat when she broke her arm gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat joke Submitted by Ian
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Yo Mama’s so UGLY, when she threw a boomerang it never came back! Yo Mama’s so FAT, she got baptised at SeaWorld! Yo Mama’s so FAT, not even Dora could explore her! Yo Mama’s so FAT, when she went to heaven, God said to the next person,”No vacancies”!!!
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your mamma so big she triped over walmart fell over k mart and landed on target
ur mum is so fat she is still in the 1950s
Ashley says—-Your mom is so STUPID she put a battery pack up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!
Emily says—Your momma is so ugly that when she went passed the flower garden all the flowers dies but when my momma went by all the flowers rose son!
Ashley says—Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Emily says—Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Ashley says—Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Emily says—Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said “I CAN’T FIX THAT!
Your momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
yo momma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family even though your fatter that me
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she climbed the full moon it cracked in half
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so fat when she drives a car people shout “hey its the fat and the furious!”
Yo mama so fat when she farted in the Gulf of Mexico it caused Hurricane Katrina
Yo mama so fat when she farts they have to put it on the weather channel!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep
yo mama so fat every time she stand in front of the tv you miss 1000 shows
yo mama so ugly she had to get a ugly section. yo mama so stupid she peeled a bananna and used the bananna peel to wipe her ass
Yo mamma so ugly when she’s on tv they have to blur her face!
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YO mommas so ugly she put 100 layers of makeup on just to look discent yo mommas so old when she farts dust comes out yo mommas so fat when i slept on one side of her bed i said hey found your cow.. opps my bad thats you
yo mama is so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid
Yo mama so fat when she gave birth to you it took them 7 days to find you !
Yo mama so fat when she get hurt we take her to the hospital in a pick up truck
Yo mama so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds milkshake
Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she gets out of the shower, her legs are still dry!!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
yo mama so fat when she goes up a flight of stairs she leaves dents in them
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
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Ashley says—Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Emily says—Yo mama is so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Ashley says–Yo mamma is so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let’s go and bury her…
Emily says–Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Ashley says–Yo mama’s so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, “Thanks for bringing’ her back!”
Emily says—Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
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