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Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo Momma’s so huge, she looked at the Empire State Building, and said, “Hey look! A Barbie Dream House!”
Yo momma, so fat that everytime she takes a step the Earth’s orbit changes
Yo mommas so fat she uses a whole stick of deodorant on half an armpit.
yo mommas so fat that when she walks around the house she walks “around” the house
Yo mommas so fat when she died and went to heaven Jesus said there was no room so then she went to hell and the devil said HELL NO.
Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the beach people ask her is she wearing bottoms!
yo mommas so fat when she sat down she caused an eathquake on the OTHER side of the WORLD!
Yo mommas so fat when she sat in the tub it sang bubble bubble abc get your big a$$ out of me.
Yo mum so fat that I walked around her twice and got lost!
Yo mummy is so fat, when she steps on Wolverine…. Even he can’t heal himself!
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That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one for you. Yo mama’s so poor that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
lol thats hilarious, but i got one for you..Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
yo momas so fat that when she went to fright mare on market strret she got a job application
yo momas so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move
yo momas like a brick shes hard and gdets layed by mexicans
yo momas like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes back for more
yo momas like a bowling shoe you dont know wats bean in her
yo mamas so skinny she can put her piss flaps ova her head and look like a sugarpuff lol
yo mamas so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick
flot like a butterfly sting like a bee i sleep with your mom now it hurts when i pee
Yo’ momma’s so fat, when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”
Yo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to work in the morning is the front door
Yo momma so fat, the rent money was stuck in her belly button for a month and ya’ll got evicted cuz she could’nt find it
Yo momma so fat, they got to use garden tools to give her a pap smear.
Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a scooter she turned it into a bike.
Yo momma so fat, when she was in space, scientists thought her neck was pluto.
Yo momma so fat,her car has stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat. Your father no longer finds her attractive and its destroying their marriage.
Yo momma’s so fat, Borden’s called her and asked for their cottage cheese back.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sued the State of Florida because every time she went to the beach, people dragged her into the water thinking she was a beached whale.
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your mama is so hairy she grows afro’s around her nipples
mabe you do to
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