Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard.
Yo momma so fat her double chin is bigger then your ass
Yo momma so fat her engagement ring was one of Saturn’s
Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is the “Big Bang” because we only have theories as to what created her.
Yo momma so fat I could travel halfway across the world and still see her shadow
Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn’t make her body disappear.
Yo momma so fat Nasa though they found a second moon
Yo momma so fat she asked Jenny Craig how many Weight Watchers points Self-Esteem was worth
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo momma so fat she broke up Pangea!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheat codes for wii fit.
Yo momma so fat she gotta eating disorder. She eat dis order, & that order, & everybody else’s order too
Why yall lookin in here the joke is between your legs
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