1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.