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yo mama is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.
Yo Momma so fat, a Blind Dude pointed at her and said “That Bitch is FAT”
Yo momma so fat, even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake.” And she said “Did you just say steak?!”
Yo momma so fat, it takes 4 rolls of toilet paper and a Bed sheet to wipe her ass!
Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo momma so fat, she gets confronted every time she drinks or smokes because everyone thinks shes pregnant.
Yo momma so fat, she got stering wheel burns on her belly from driving to work everyday..
Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in an armless chair.
yo momma so fat, she has to get pulled by a trailer to get home
Yo momma so fat, she lost a face cloth and a bar of soap in the crack of her ass trying to take a shower
Yo momma so fat, she uses Jupiter as a basketball
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yo mama so ygly she had to whare make up on the radio
yo mamas so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look mama its the elephant!
Yo mamma’s ass is so fat when she sits down she’s three feet taller
Yo mamma’s so fat when people are looking for a moonbounce they call her!
yo mamma’s so fat when she wading in the atlantic ocean, people could get to New York from London without having to pay
Yo Mamma’s So Fat, When God Said Let There Bel Light, He Asked Her To Move Out Of The Way.
yo mammas so fat people can use her belly button as a swimming pool
yo mammas so fat when she sat on the floor she went to the basement
yo mammas so fat when she went to “In ‘n’ Out” she couldn’t get in or out
Yo mammas so fat, she went to Syria and farted…. and Barack Obama almost bombed the country for having weapons of mass destruction.
yo mom is so fat all i hear when she walks by is heffty heffty heffty
yo mamas so fat that she went to the circus
Yo momma so fat she rents shade. Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target. Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.
yo mama so fat when she went to the bathroom the toilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat her nipples touch on her back
Yo mama so fat her nose and her butt are in different time zones.
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Yo mama so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger
yo mama so fat her stretch-marks got stretch-marks!
Yo mama so fat her stretch marks spell out “big bitch”
Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size mattress and she doesn’t even know it
Yo mama so fat if she go skydiving up in the Northeast there’d be 6 Great lakes.
Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.
yo mama so fat if you had a dollar for every pound she weighed you could pay down the national debt.
yo mama so fat when she went to the bathroom
yo mamas so hairy that when she walking down the street her legs look like two dogs fighting
Your mummas so fat, she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.
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