yo mama is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.
Yo Momma so fat, a Blind Dude pointed at her and said “That Bitch is FAT”
Yo momma so fat, even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake.” And she said “Did you just say steak?!”
Yo momma so fat, it takes 4 rolls of toilet paper and a Bed sheet to wipe her ass!
Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo momma so fat, she gets confronted every time she drinks or smokes because everyone thinks shes pregnant.
Yo momma so fat, she got stering wheel burns on her belly from driving to work everyday..
Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in an armless chair.
yo momma so fat, she has to get pulled by a trailer to get home
Yo momma so fat, she lost a face cloth and a bar of soap in the crack of her ass trying to take a shower
Yo momma so fat, she uses Jupiter as a basketball